Tuesday, 30 June 2009

CREDIT-CRUNCH CARAVANNERS

The credit crunch is encouraging holiday makers to return to caravanning as a more cost effective alternative to their usual summer breaks. Figures released by The Caravan Club indicate bookings are up 40% this year.



The BBC Top Gear - Caravan Road Trip Challenge - will give you some idea why "the Driving Standards Agency and The Caravan Club have joined forces to advise British motorists returning to caravanning to brush up on their driving and towing skills before taking to the roads this summer."

3 comments:

James Higham said...

What was it Python sang?

As much brain as a dead ant,
As much imagination as a caravan site.
But I still love you, still love you.

Caravanning - no thanks.

Harry Hook said...

The Monty Python Idiot Song

How sweet to be an idiot
As harmless as a cloud
Too small to hide the sun
Almost poking fun
At the warm, but
insecure, untidy crowd

How sweet to be an idiot
And dip my brain in joy
Children laughing at my back
With no fear of attack
As much retaliation as a toy

How sweet to be an idiot
How sweet..

I tip-toe down the street
Smile at everyone I meet

But suddenly a scream
Smashes through my dream
Fee-Fi-Fo-Fom
I smell the blood
of an asylum
Fee-Fi-Fo-Fom
I smell the blood
of an asylum

Hey you
You're such a pedant
You got as much brain
as a dead ant
As much imagination
as a caravan sign

But I still love him
Still love you

How sweet
To be an idiot
How sweet
How sweet
How sweet

James Higham said...

Well versed, sir.